Penis Shaped Christmas Tree!

There's no getting away from the fact that this Christmas tree definitely looks like a penis. Well a green, needle covered penis we admit, but still the shape is definitely phallic! The tree was erected in the city of Noyabrsk in Northern Russia and locals nick-named it the 'Penis-Fir'!

Although at the time this photo was taken the tree didn't have any decorations, you can't deny it looks 'well-hung'! Not surprisingly, the residents of Noyabrsk were not happy. Not so our Leeds Escorts who were literally rolling around the office laughing. Residents were really appalled by the tree accusing local politicians of using the tree as a way of suggesting next year will be financially more difficult.

‘It is an omen. It means we’re all going to get shafted.’ said one anonymous local. What makes the whole thing more odd is that the tree isn't even real – it's artificial – so no one can really understand why it's such a strange shape! Various comments were made about what the additional decorations would look like and whether they would follow the theme!

Sadly we'll never know, as the locals won, and the tree has now been taken down and is due to be replaced.

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