Name Your Penis!

Perhaps it seemed like a good idea at the time, but now that we know some of the answers, we rather think it might have been better not to ask the question 'What do you call your penis?'

When Metro heard that Channing Tatum had a name for his penis, they decided to ask Lovehoney to find out what other people called their willies. It only took Lovehoney a few hours to get back to them with the response from around 200 guys.

It seems that over half of the respondents have taken the trouble to name their private parts! Names chosen are pretty varied and not always obvious. Some are just plain dull, such as Edward, whilst others are a bit more fantastic, such as the weirdly named 'Rear Admiral Sir Donald Gosling'.

We asked our Leeds Escorts if they had any experiences of guys who named their penis � the answer was a resounding 'yes'! It seems that's it's just as common for the lady to name her man's private parts and the name just sticks!

And in case you're wondering, Channing Tatum calls his manhood 'Gilbert'. But we've not the least idea why!

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