Dildo Hoverboard

It's often said that women are able to multi-task better than men, and this new 'invention' might just take multi-tasking to the next level! For those women who normally take the bus to work, or cycle or even just walk, the dildo hoverboard brings a whole new dimension to the daily commute!

Forget about reading a book on the bus, the dildo hoverboard lets you have a bit of personal pleasure on your commute instead! Now we have to confess that our Leeds Escorts were a little disappointed when they realise it wasn't actually a hoverboard, just a skateboard type contraption, but they were excited by the thrusting dildo! It's surely the dream of women everywhere. Masturbate, get to work and enjoy the scenery at the same time and all before 9 am!

Dreamt up by the same team who came up with the Dildo Selfie Stick and the Dildo Drone, the Dildo Hoverboard is the latest from the company, Dildo Everything. What imagination, what foresight, what fun!

Sadly, the Dildo Hoverboard isn't actually available for purchase � just when you thought you'd got your Christmas present for the woman in your life sorted! But, hey, what are you waiting for? If you're a bit handy, just make your own!

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