Looking For A Last Minute Valentine's Gift?

It's never easy finding the perfect Valentine's gift for your lover. Do you go romantic or sexy? Do you spend a fortune, or just a little? Worst of all, what if you haven’t got a clue and Valentine's Day is just hours away? We've got the answer! A cucumber. Or a Dildo. You choose.

The internet is a great place where you can find just about anything. And now there's a website called 'Cucumber Or Dildo' where you can order just that. A cucumber or a dildo. Your choice. The company will send the person of your choice either a regular cucumber or a glow-in-the-dark Zeus 8 Glow Realistic Vibrator. But you don't get to choose. The company does. That's the bit that our ladies at our Leeds Escort Agency thought made the whole deal so much fun – so long as your partner's got a sense of humour of course!

www.cucumberordildo.com charge £9.99 for the service. You stand about a one in ten chance of getting the vibrator, which normally retails for £14.99. So that's a good deal. On the other hand, you could end up paying £9.99 for a 50p cucumber! It arrives in brown paper, and whether it's the cucumber or the dildo, it'll look pretty much the same.

We have to say though that if you wanted to order from 'cucumberordildo' you've left it too late. Don't despair though. Your local supermarket will have all you need. A cucumber and brown paper. So just go ahead and wrap your own and pop it through your beloved's letter-box on Sunday morning!

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